var howMany = 40
var quote = new Array(howMany+1)
quote[0]="To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
-- Thomas Edison "
quote[1]="The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.
-- Albert Einstein "
quote[2]="There are only two truly infinite things, the universe and stupidity. And I am unsure about the universe.
--Albert Einstein"
quote[3]="I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein"
quote[4]="Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
-- Albert Einstein"
quote[5]="Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics, I assure you that mine are greater.
-- Albert Einstein"
quote[6]="Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein"
quote[7]="A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So is a lot.
-- Albert Einstein"
quote[8]="Newton, forgive me.
-- Albert Einstein"
quote[9]="The most incomprehensible thing about our universe is that it can be comprehended.
-- Albert Einstein"
quote[10]="Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein"
quote[11]="The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.
-- Robert Oppenheimer"
quote[12]="It is not certain that everything is uncertain.
-- Blaise Pascal "
quote[13]="I didn't think, I experimented.
-- Wilhelm Roentgen "
quote[14]="All of physics is either impossible or trivial. It is impossible until you understand it, and then it becomes trivial.
-- Ernest Rutherford "
quote[15]="Chemistry is physics without thought."
quote[16]="Mathematics is physics without purpose. "
quote[17]="Absolute zero is cool. "
quote[18]="I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law.
-- Buggs Bunny"
quote[19]="For those who want some proof that physicists are human, the proof is in the idiocy of all the different units which they use for measuring energy.
-- Richard P. Feynman"
quote[20]="My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it as it is and why it exists at all.
-- Stephen Hawking"
quote[21]="Physics is not difficult, it is just weird.
-- Vincent Icke ''The Force of symmetry'' (1994)"
quote[22]="Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
--Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895."
quote[23]="What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.
-- Thomas Hewitt Key, 1799-1875."
quote[24]="All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
-- Ernest Rutherford, New Zealand physicist (1871-1937)."
quote[25]="A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
-- George Wald."
quote[26]="What is an astronauts favourite drink?
-- Grava-Tea!"
quote[27]="WATT is the unit of power?"
quote[28]="What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch?
--Fission Chips."
quote[29]="What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
--You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."
quote[30]="What did one photon say to the other photon?
I'm sick and tired of your interference."
quote[31]="What did one electron say to the other electron?
-- Don't get excited. You'll only get into a state!"
quote[32]="Why did the cat fall off the roof?
--Because he lost his mu."
quote[33]="Resistance begins at ohm."
quote[34]="Anything that doesn't matter has no mass."
quote[35]="What do physicist enjoy doing the most at baseball games?
-- The 'wave'."
quote[36]="What is horsepower?
--The power it takes to drag a horse a given distance in a given amount of time."
quote[37]="What do you get when you cross a snake with a Physicist?
--A Bohr Constrictor."
quote[38]="Does light have mass?
--Of course not. It's not even Catholic!!!"
quote[39]="Why is electricity so dangerous?
--It doesn't conduct itself."
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